28 Short and Hilarious April Quotes to Brighten Your Spring

Here are 28 short and funny April quotes to bring some laughter and cheer to the month:

“April showers bring May flowers, but they also bring soggy socks.”
“April 1st: The only day where lying is not only allowed but encouraged.”
“April is the month when my diet goes on spring break.”
“April showers are just nature’s way of saying, ‘Stay inside and nap.’”
“April: When the weather can’t decide if it’s hot, cold, or just confused.”
“April Fool’s Day: The one day I can blame my mistakes on humor.”
“April is proof that even Mother Nature has mood swings.”
“April showers bring May flowers… and a lot of wet dog smell.”
“April: The month I finally start spring cleaning… or just hide the clutter better.”
“April Fool’s Day is my favorite holiday because I can blame everything on a prank.”
“April is like a box of chocolates—you never know what weather you’re gonna get.”
“April showers bring May flowers, but they also bring my allergies back.”
“April: When I finally remember where I put my umbrella last year.”
“April Fool’s Day: The day I realize I’m way too trusting.”
“April is the month I pretend to enjoy gardening but really just buy more plants to kill.”
“April showers bring May flowers… and a lot of canceled outdoor plans.”
“April: When I start wearing flip-flops even though it’s still 50 degrees outside.”
“April Fool’s Day: The one day I can blame my bad decisions on ‘just a joke.’”
“April is the month I finally accept that winter is over… probably.”
“April showers bring May flowers, but they also bring my car to the car wash every week.”
“April: When I start pretending I know how to grill just because it’s spring.”
“April Fool’s Day: The day I learn who my real friends are… and who’s a prankster.”
“April is the month I start wearing pastels… and then immediately spill coffee on them.”
“April showers bring May flowers, but they also bring my dog’s muddy paw prints everywhere.”
“April: When I finally take down the Christmas lights… maybe.”
“April Fool’s Day: The day I realize I’m not as funny as I think I am.”
“April is the month I start eating salads again… and then remember I hate salads.”
“April: When I pretend to enjoy spring cleaning but really just rearrange the mess.”